Heading into my birthday weekend (yes, I turned 36), I had the weighted guilt of bad-mommy mojo slowing me down. When I picked up T.Puzzle from school on Friday after only his second day back, I felt huge relief that the incident memo I received from his teacher was a result of an injury. Thankfully he had not physically lashed out at another student. It’s hard to feel like an awesome Mom when my first thought over such a thing is “Yay! My kid tripped, bit his tongue and cried. Oh, thank god!”
What’s a girl to do? Only thing she can, hire a babysitter and go away for the night with your husband I guess.
Mad Dog has a simple formula for a successful marriage. Since he is married to an emotionally sensitive woman and her birthday celebration unfortunately seems to always coincide with an Ohio State Buckeye‘s game, his answer is simple: spa, baby!
Yes, my marvellous man sent me to the spa while he hung out at the hotel’s sports bar. It was a win-win. Literally, the Buckeyes won. After I returned from the spa, we went on to have a spectacular dinner and a lovely time.
When the fun was over and we were driving home I received a text from our sitter that T.Puzzle had bit Full Speed. Was it bad that my first thought was to ignore the text and as we approached our exit to home, tell Mad Dog to skip it and keep on driving??
Of course I texted her how to handle the fall-out and Mad Dog and I promptly emptied our wallets for our eternal gratitude for our babysitter and any lasting emotional distress she may incur. Anyone that survives an overnight with Full Speed and T.Puzzle is alright by me.
I’m just thankful T.Puzzle bit his brother instead of her.
Sorry, Full Speed.
- Ohio State Vs. Miami: Buckeyes 36, Hurricanes 24 (sbnation.com)