A lady doesn’t share her that it’s her birthday unless she’s shopping at a shoe store that offers a birthday discount. Then she will shout it from the highest mountain top if needed.
So, my birthday was the thirteenth. As you can tell I was pretty psyched for my $5 off birthday coupon at the shoe store. Before I went shopping I had a lovely breakfast with my boys. I told them that some of the best presents I had were their Dad and the two of them. I said that I was very lucky to have two of the best sons in the whole world.
“I love you no matter what,” I said.
“Even if we bite somebody?” asked T.Puzzle.
T.Puzzle has an unfortunate history of biting. I would like to say it’s a phase but if something last three years and has yet to stop, that’s more likely a life habit (life sentence?) than a phase.
I didn’t hesitate to reply to him yet it pained me ever so.
“Yes, T.Puzzle. I love you even if you bite somebody.”
Unless you bite me!
Did I say that out loud?