Over break Mad Dog had a big stretch of time home.
It was awesome.
I took advantage of this by scheduling some doctor’s appointments and procedures that normally get pushed from our priority list. After one such minor procedure (no, it wasn’t Botox, I’m not a Real Housewife of Dallas yet), I was required to rest for the weekend.
That’s when it happened.
I was laying in bed when I heard the doorbell. I could deduce it was Amazon, which let’s face it, is about 90% of our deliveries so the odds were in my favor. It all seemed normal until the delivery kept on going and going and going….
When I heard Mad Dog shout for Full Speed to come help, I was even more confused.
Mad Dog was clearly worried about me and ordered ten bottles of fancy water to aid in my recovery. Instead of ten bottles, he mistakenly ordered TEN CASES!